I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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