like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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