How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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