You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can Purell be used as lube?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize