who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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