I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Randomize
