Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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