The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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BRING THE BAGELS
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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