it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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