16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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