so let's talk penis.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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