Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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