So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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