is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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