I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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