i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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