Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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