Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My liver just had a heart attack.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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