I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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