that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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