Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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