Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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