If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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