OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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