I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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