Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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