i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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