We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
