Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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