We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i drank out of a bidet.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize