so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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