It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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