you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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