We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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