I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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