White coat. Heels.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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