Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize