why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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