Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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