Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Floor bacon is actually really good
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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