It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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