dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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