Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
