we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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