roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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