i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Randomize
