dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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