New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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