Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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