So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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