you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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