dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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