Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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