I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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