After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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