Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
