we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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